Dogs Live Here

We don't have children.
We have dogs.
If you come to visit expect to see treats and toys.
Don't wear white, our dog is black.
Don't wear black, our other dog is white.
Please don't ask me to lock up my dogs,
I don't ask you to lock up your children.
Do not kick or hit my dog,
She is only sniffing your butt because that's how she says hi.
We don't have children, our dogs are our kids.